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I'm eric, 21, live in a little town called Petaluma, in northern California. I post a lot of my own photos as well as any that i like or think that are cool. I also post tons of random funny stuff. forever alone :\
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how to stay brutal at the happiest place on earth…. play their little game…you order the mickey pretzel w/ chz, and wash it down with a nice frosty coke. the surveillance cameras pass over your transaction with little skepticism…but you know, and cast member adam, who sold you the tasty treat, damn sure knows that you have cracked the disney code, and will now have to pay the man $6.66, the number of the fucking beast. you have shaken the happiest place on earth to its core… now brutally eat your pretzel, mickey ears first. xo I need to go to disneyland….now.

how to stay brutal at the happiest place on earth….

play their little game…you order the mickey pretzel w/ chz, and wash it down with a nice frosty coke. the surveillance cameras pass over your transaction with little skepticism…but you know, and cast member adam, who sold you the tasty treat, damn sure knows that you have cracked the disney code, and will now have to pay the man $6.66, the number of the fucking beast. you have shaken the happiest place on earth to its core… now brutally eat your pretzel, mickey ears first. xo

I need to go to disneyland….now.

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